Fr.KJ had an incredible sense of humor. His classes were live with his wit and laughter. Here we want to share some of his jokes.
” GOD: I DID NOT RECOGNIZE YOU!”
A middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she has a near death experience. During that experience she sees God and asks if this is it. God says no and explains that she has another 30 years to live!
She figures since she’s got another 30 years she might as well make the most of it. So upon her recovery, she stays in the hospital and has a face lift, liposuction, tummy tuck, and has her hair colour changed. She later walks out of the hospital and is killed by a speeding car!
She meets God again and complains : ” You said I had another 30 years.”
God replies, “I didn’t recognize you.”
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A child was asked,
“Why is it necessary to be quiet in church?”
The response:
“Because people are sleeping!”